This little child has many excuses for not reading this book. Because, if there is anything he really doesn’t want to do, it’s read this book. He won’t read it even if they string him upside down by his big toes, over a cliff, with lightning above him and sharks below. He will definitely not read it. Although perhaps something will happen that will convince him: that someone he loves will read it with him.
This cumulative play on words will delight readers with its fun design and, of course, for its not-to-be-missed happy ending.